Kevin Copeland: I’m gonna have a BF!
Marcus Copeland: Oh, my God, she’s gonna have a bitch fit!
Hotel clerk: No, don’t d-d-d-don’t have a, a, a BF now.
Kevin Copeland: I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, I’m gonna write a letter!
Marcus Copeland: You, are in big, trouble!
Kevin Copeland: Dear Mister Royal Hampton. I am a white woman, in America.
